1. Do NOT drive West during the hours that the sun is setting.
2. Trucker hats do in fact have a purpose.
3. You can name a road or a river anything you damn well please (Ex. Bear Butt Creek).
4. Sometimes it is ok to talk to strangers.
5. Cute little prairie dogs CARRY THE PLAGUE.
6. When driving into red states anti-Bush bumper stickers…BAD IDEA.
7. Al Gore really isn’t a dumb ass.
8. You can not cross the Canadian border with Mace, but you can with a riffle.
9. You can buy a stuffed polar bear in Jackson Hole, WY for $35,000.
10. Cows and Bison always have the right of way.
11. Idaho has more than potatoes.
12. That Ohio doesn’t really get snow.
13. That wildlife also have to deal with the paparazzi.
14. Armpit hair can grow quite long.
15. Humans are slower than most animals…take that as you will.
16. Wal-Mart parking lots are great to sleep in, but their bathroom sinks are not adequately designed to
wash your hair in.
17. Everything sounds funnier in your head, and after you’ve been driving in the middle of nowhere for HOURS.
18. No matter where you go, EVERYTHING is made in China.
19. The best things in life are free. (or we are really cheap).
20. “Buffalo can weigh 2000 pounds, and sprint at 30 miles per hour which is three times faster than you can run”. - US National Park Services (See illustration)
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